The noise I just made was terrifying
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
Being in the Potter cast is like signing a contract that ensures you will get blessed by the puberty fairy.
The last one really fucked me over
The director had him wearing false teeth to enlarge the look of them. He wasn’t too unfortunate looking as a child.
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
I cannot even….
It’s even called Wonder Boys.
“My name is Jacob Rudolph. I am a LGBT teen. I am not broken. I am not confused. I do not need to be fixed.” -Jacob Rudolph, March 18, 2013, New Jersey Senate Health Committee testimony on anti-LGBT “conversion therapy”.
We’re fine just the way we are. ourspirinow
This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.